I'm in Texas temporarily permanently

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I got to train a porcupine today. SCARY. AS. HELL. And I was working on something scary too. He was pulled from shows for eating his crate (they're making a new one) and he's just been given his diet in his enclosure for weeks, so he doesn't follow people as well anymore, and he found out that there's acorns in the back and totally bolts out into the park to eat acorns XD
So I grabbed some acorns and went into the kangaroo yard just to have him follow me around and giving him acorns for doing well. He RUNS to keep up with me and stays SO close to my feet I feel like he's CHASING me not following me. But it's cause porcupines can't see well D: BUU SPIKE. But hey it's more a learning experience for me than for him, he already knows how to do it he just needed a refresher. -I- just need to get used to the crazy bastard running after me like a bat out of hell and handing him food without thinking he's gonna bite me or quill me XD; damn. How cool is that though? Kangaroos, horses, even a lot of work with birds that I didn't get to do in san diego. But that porcupine scares the CRAP out of me DAMN.
Devious Comments
Sounds like scary-fun! Hope you enjoy your stay for as long as it lasts.
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...a crack team of rabid killer copyright lawyers begging to be released from their chains on your behalf to savage whomever you thrust your finger at... - :devreal
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Tuna Casserole:
Ingredients: 1 large casserole dish
Place the casserole dish in a cold oven.
Place a chair facing the oven and sit in it forever.
Think about how hungry you are.
When night falls, do not turn on the light.
Much rather train a hedgehog, though.
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Still here; just not as involved.
F. R. Andremis
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Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take to the sky
Ripples form on the waters surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.
Loveless Act l
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...a pathetic, adolescent fantasy which doesn't take into account the immense amount of responsibility and effort required to rule over an empire larger than any other.
`Prince-des-Sots, on the fallaciousness of world domination
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Ooooh how I love scrambled eggs because they taste like brains only with more protein. :3
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